Quotes

As every fan knows, Batman has various “words of wisdom” (teaching Robin how to be a better citizen) and humourous quotes said in a serious manner which make the show funny. Here are some of the quotes now.

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Batman: “Bartender, a bit of advice. Always inspect a jukebox carefully. These machines can be deadly.”

Batman: “It is the duty of every good citizen of Gotham City to report meeting a man from Mars in a public park. – Gotham City Penal Code, Section 32, Subsection 14.”

Batman: “No use, Joker! I knew you’d employ your sneezing powder, so I took an Anti-Allergy Pill! Instead of a SNEEZE, I’ve caught YOU, COLD!”

Bruce: “It’s sometimes difficult to think clearly when you’re strapped to a printing press.”

Batman: “Better put 5 cents in the meter.”
Robin: “No policeman’s going to give the Batmobile a ticket.”
Batman: “This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part.”